How To Understand All My Jokes

Prerequisite #1 to understanding all my jokes is being able to understand the words that are coming out of my mouth.I talk very fast. I have no idea what to do about that, so sorry not sorry.

If you have known me for any amount of time, you know I steal all of my humor from the following sources. So here are a list of things that will make you laugh, and possibly trick you into thinking that I am funnier.

 1. Anjelah Johnson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MTyPaoaEHE

We watched her “This Is How We Do It” special on Netflix so many times during my senior of college that the lines were blurred between who I was as a person and who I was as Anjelah Johnson. I’ve seen her three times in concert and CJ got me a signed photograph of her for my 21st birthday and I cried.

Things you’ve heard me say: “Lemme one second.” “Justtttt one. Do I get to pick which one?” “On the mic is a queen.” “Hey blue shirt how you doin’ blue shirt” “Different clientele”

 2. Chris D’elia’s Drunk Girls:

http://www.videobash.com/video_show/comedian-chris-d-elia-perfectly-impersonates-every-drunk-girl-ever-2067711

If you don’t find this amusing, then we can’t be friends.

Things you’ve heard me say: “We made it!!” “Is that your crocodile?” “Ezzactly.” “Randommmm.” “That’s the main point I’m trynna get at.” “You can’t handle this.” .. and a lot, lot more.

 3. Mean Girls

If you haven’t seen Mean Girls, you’re either too young or too old and I can’t handle either of those things.

4. My own Instagram: @asiacrosonphotography

Things you’ve heard me say when I quote myself: “Listen, lady”

That’s all I got.

Turns out I am not that quotable but still. It’s easier to understand my jokes if you watch me make them.